Monday, November 9, 2009

HealthCare: A novel

I'll shorten it:

Here goes!

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(Kids may look away!)

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Fuck off.

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Tada!

.............Seriously, though. Go pound kitty litter.

You'll get nothing from me. E.V.E.R.

You don't mess with carnies. E.V.E.R.
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(does his best Tyler Durden Voice)

We make your elephant ears; We drive your tractors; We scratch your cars. We bang your daughters while you sleep (No, seriously). Do. Not. Fuck. With. Us.

Consider this a warning.

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